Posted 7 hours ago

maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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(Source: maliciousmelons)

Posted 7 hours ago
Go home Santa you’re drunk

Go home Santa you’re drunk

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 7 hours ago
writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

Posted 7 hours ago
sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

(Source: markheffronnude)

Posted 7 hours ago

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

Posted 21 hours ago

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

(Source: shewillbelubed)

Posted 21 hours ago

alkarinque:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

ninfia:

why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am

Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.

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i hope you’re getting all this down

(Source: fruitpacks)

Posted 21 hours ago

corteae:

i drew heroes of olympus chibis during my first class of the semester. off to a good start, chumps!

Posted 21 hours ago

stellarsquid:

Today in firebending class….

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?’

Posted 21 hours ago

There are 3 ways to ask for help

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Posted 1 day ago

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)