Posted 2 days ago
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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly)

Posted 2 days ago

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

Posted 6 days ago

ask-sane-belarus:

eerie-innocence42:

ask-the-sasha-braus:

ask-sane-belarus:

ask-sane-belarus:

Shingeki no Musical. We’re all dying together!

I left for one fucking hour and I have 52 notes

Its hard to believe, that I couldn’t see…
You dead right there beside me!
Thought I was alone, with no one to hold..
Yep, you were dead right there beside me!
This feeling’s like no other! I want you to knooooow that I’ve never had someone who knows titans like you doooo, the way you dooo! And I’ve never had someone, who is dead by me like youuuu, no one like youuuu!!
So lonely and scared, I finally found…
The source of all my nightmares!
*cue dance number*

I AM TRYING NOT TO WAKE MY ROOMMATE I AM FAILING

Sorry about that

Posted 6 days ago

smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

(Source: best-of-imgur)

Posted 6 days ago

kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

(Source: bitnap)

Posted 6 days ago
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eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

The magical land of Texas.

Posted 6 days ago

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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I bet that mermaid can twerk…

I bet that mermaid can twerk…

(Source: sin-rostro-sin-miedos)

Posted 6 days ago